It's hard to know where to begin when describing this typical Greek feast which is for two people or more.
Three options are available - Apollo's Feast for meat lovers, Poseidon's Feast for those of you who love fish and Artemis's Feast for vegetarian foodies.
A typical Apollo's Feast selection might be:
Four dips -such as taramosalata, houmous, tzatziki, melitzanosalata
a plate of mixed goodies such as kalamaria, gigantes, meatballs, dolmades
some grills such as souvlakia,chicken wings and lamb chops
more main dishes such as chicken Elliniko and stifado
and, of course,
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a proper Greek village salad
followed by (if you have room!)
a selection of Greek sweets such as baklava, kataifi and galaktoboureko.
Notice that these are all 'ands', not 'ors'! You really do need a hearty appetite and plenty of time to do the mezze justice!