It's hard to know where to begin when describing this typical Greek feast which is  for two people or more.

Three options are available - Hermes' Feast  for meat lovers, Poseidon's Feast for those of you who love fish and Dimitra's Feast for vegetarian foodies.

A typical Hermes' Feast selection might be:

Four dips -such as taramosalata, houmous, tzatziki, melitzanosalata

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followed by 

a plate of mixed goodies such as kalamaria, gigantes, meatballs, dolmades

followed by

some grills such as souvlakia,chicken wings and lamb chops

and

more main dishes such as chicken Elliniko  and stifado

and, of course, 

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a proper Greek village salad

followed by (if you have room!)

a selection of Greek sweets such as baklava, kataifi and galaktoboureko.

Notice that these are all 'ands', not 'ors'!  You really do need a hearty appetite and plenty of time to do the mezze justice!